What do you call a dog that does magic?
A Labra-cadabra-dor! 🪄
Animal funnies
🐾 Animal Jokes
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs! 🐆
What's a frog's favorite drink?
Croak-a-cola! 🥤
Why did the chicken join the band?
Because she had the drumsticks! 🥁
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite! ❄️🧛
Why don't elephants use computers?
They're afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Who's there?
🚪 Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here! 🥬
Knock knock! Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who?
No no — cow says MOOOO! 🐄
Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke! 👻
Knock knock! Who's there? Tank. Tank who?
You're welcome! 💛
Brain ticklers
🧠 Silly Riddles
What has hands but can't clap?
A clock! 🕰️
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel! 🧖
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom! 🍄
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
A candle! 🕯️